Friday, July 27, 2007

Houston! There is a poo *in* the potty!

Warning: In light of today's events, you may want to skip this entry if you are easily grossed out!

So Katie POOPED *IN* the potty today!
In the potty!
Not on the floor, in her diaper, or on the deck...no, no...IN the potty!
Darn near had a stroke from all the dancing and whoopla that ensued! So as I'm doling out the 'potty treats' as a "congrats on your first poop in the potty", my bloody dog...

(you were warned...)

ATE THE POOP!

Yup, she gulped those turds down faster than you could say "potty treats". Oh, oh, the horror of seeing my dog smacking her mouth, happy as a pig in...well, shit. Stupid dog. She has always had a fascination with poop. As a puppy she would gobble up all the frozen turds from the yard and run laps with them dangling out of her mouth. Kip called them "poop-sicles".
My family is so dysfunctional.

Anyways, this is day 5-6 with potty training so I was very proud of Katie! Hooray!

On tap for the weekend. A BBQ on Saturday. That's it. I have promised myself that I would start packing for this move that is coming up in, what, a few weeks. UGH UGH UGH!

Going to barf now...
luv, me

6 comments:

Marina said...

OH MY Heck Nicole, I've never laughed so hard in my life. Excuse my while I go relieve myself before the baby kicks my bladder again.

DUMB DOGS!!!!!!

YEAH for Katie... time for the potty party!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah Katie.....Boo Doggie! That is actually kinda funny though

Jill said...

that is so funny my drink about came out of my nose!

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